One crab craw preese??

I was giggling as I took this picture… Hehehe

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A Humorous Neighborhood Guide for People Moving to San Francisco

This is awesome/hilarious/true. He’s missing a few neighborhoods though.

“You’ve probably never heard of it…” -fucking hipsters
(The one and only down side of living in San Francisco. I still miss it.)

I fucking hate Manny Ramirez, and I’m not sure how I feel about him playing for the A’s.

But this ESPN video is hilarious.

Every so often, when one of our birthdays came around, my family would pitch in and get a cake, a card, balloons and a bit of money.
For some reason, seeing those thing for me on the table this year was especially nice.

I wish to take this man’s hand in marriage.

How Common Is Your Birthday?

I was literally just talking about this with my co-worker.This is why I hate September. So many goddamn birthdays, cleaning out my wallet. Damn you, September babies.

How Common Is Your Birthday?

I was literally just talking about this with my co-worker.
This is why I hate September. So many goddamn birthdays, cleaning out my wallet.
Damn you, September babies.

(Source: nevver)

By the hammer of Thor, this movie was amazing…
This movie made me wanna blow shit up…
And jack people up with my mitts…

And shoot a bazooka at a fighter jet just like Nick Fury/Mace Windu/Samuel L. That guy always plays the most badass roles.

After two months, and 6+ hours of work, it’s finally finished.

By Colin Horisou Baker

Where the fuck did all this heat come from??

Another steam punk necklace at the Arts and Crafts Festival! I couldn’t afford this one, though :(